the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I wanna passion pit in your ass
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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