i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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