Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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