She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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