Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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