? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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