Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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