i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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