I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
either way he was missing a nipple.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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