Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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