I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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