that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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