why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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