smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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