She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
