i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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