At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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