Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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