I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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