so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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