Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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