i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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