Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Two words: nipple clamps
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