I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I could make wine with my vomit
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Shame - the story of my life.
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