how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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