Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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