"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
