I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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