i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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