Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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