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I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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