She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I need to align my fucking chakras
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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