Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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