Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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