matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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