But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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