The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wish I only lived at night.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You need a sexual gate keeper
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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