I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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