Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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