I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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