Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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