He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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