this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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