dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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