I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
