We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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