But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Randomize
