You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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