I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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