if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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