Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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