: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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