i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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