He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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