All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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